Installment #1 of how many?
Earl Woods: "Tiger, I am more prone to be inquisitive, to promote discussion. I want to find out what your thinking was. I wanna find out what your feelings are. And did you learn anything?"
Tiger Woods: "Yes, Dad. I learned a lot. I won't act the way I used to. I won't get caught again either."
Earl: "What are you talking about? I want to know why you missed that put on the 14th hole and why you chose to use the club you did on the 17th?"
Tiger: "O ya about that, I'm not sure, but I was trying to get a good quote out of you for use in a Nike commercial in a couple years."
Earl: "Why would you need that? Just keep copying Michael Jordan commercials, let Nike do their thing, and play well and you'll have good commercials."
Tiger: "Yea, well, just be happy you won't be around in a few years to see what's going to go down."
Earl: "Damnit Eldrick, you better win the Masters if you're going to change the world."
I'm glad you and Nike figured out a way to profit from the scandal Tiger.
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