Why No One Cares Or Ever Will

As we all are waiting in anticipation for the Men's Final Four (mainly for Duke to lose), the NIT and Women's NCAA tournament are underway. The sad thing is though, we are no doubt more interested in a miserable UNC team v. URI or Dayton v. Ole Miss than any Women's NCAA game. But why? To start, we all know the level of play is just not the same. We do not care about weak layups and spot up threes with a miniature ball, all we want are huge dunks and fast, athletic play. Also, if I hear any more talk about how the UCONN women are so good, I will kill myself. How is anything they are doing interesting? They are blowing out 3 seeds like FSU by 40 in the Elite Eight. Seriously, when the fuck are they just going to make it a 16 team tournament? The games just have ZERO relevance. No joke, the UCONN women's team may have not won a game by less than double digits in a fucking decade. That is not exciting, nor does it make the game worth watching. The parity in women's sports is just not the same, and because of that we will never care about it. In women's sports we watch the same teams dominate every year, and there are no upsets, just bland boring layups. On another note, everyone needs to stop talking about this freshman from Baylor, Brittney Griner. One, she sounds like a dude, and two if you want to be treated and have the same respect as the men, get punished like one. This girl threw a haymaker earlier this year connecting on Texas Tech's Jordan Barncastle, and what did she get? Two measly games. This is a travesty. If Oregon's LeGarrette Blount nearly got a full season in football where the games actually matter each week, how could Griner only get two games. Now I know, everything I say will come off sexist for knocking the women's game, but it just is unbearable to watch, even ask any girl, she will agree. Although some may argue that women's basketball is the purest form of the game out there, and that they play the game the way it is supposed to be played: below the rim, more team oriented and less one-on-one, no one cares or will remember Maya Moore in 5-10 years. Come'on, people wouldn't know who Cheryl Miller was if it wasn't for Reggie and her annoying as hell sideline reporting in NBA 2k10. Which brings me to my last point. We all know who Candace Parker is, dominant player for Pat Summit and the Vols, current WNBA player for the LA Sparks, wife to possibly the ugliest and most retarded Dookie ever, Sheldon Williams, well she has the rare distinction of being the only women to ever win the McDonald's All-American dunk contest. How might you ask, a weak half-assed attempt covering her eyes trying to replicate Dee Brown's 1991 NBA dunk contest winner. Yet who did she rob the title from, JR Smith (Nuggets) and Josh Smith (Hawks) both ridiculous dunkers. I doubt she would have beaten either one of them if they lost both legs. Now I do not mean to be harsh in any way, I just want to bring the facts to every one's attention. To be witnesses of the truth and see the evidence of why no one cares and no one will ever care if the UCONN women tie or break UCLA and Coach Wooden's incredible win streak of 88 games.